- I hate all my clothes
- My clothes suck
- The choice, quality and service here is exceptional, not to mention the prices.
On my first day here, I popped on my very special pant. My golf pants. My pant for over 55s. They are a white cotton, 3/4 pant with a comforting elastic comfort band around the back. The were a sensible choice for this hot, humid weather and are practical for walking around.
I came out of the bedroom wearing the pant and clocked the look on BabyMacs face and I knew, I just knew, it was time to sort my shit out and get some clothes that do not scream GET ME TO THE BINGO HALL toot sweet.
So shopping I did go, straight to Macy's. My friend The Divine Ms M knows my wardrobe well and insists that I do not need any more "feature" pieces and I should focus on getting some great basics, like a good pair of jeans, a great pair of black pants, a well cut white shirt and the like. Stuff I can team with my 12 bedazzled t-shirts with back home.
And speaking of sequined t-shirts, why do I own so many? I really do not need to draw more attention to my chest.
Anyway, I went shopping and bought these items.
- A scented candle
- A sequined t-shirt
- A pair of python printed pants to replace the golf pant
- Some printed ballet flats
So you cannot wear the candle, but the other stuff are all classified as "feature" pieces. Why can't I buy a plain black anything? Well, that is a bit of a lie.....I tried hard today and did manage to buy a plain black pair of cigarette pants, but only because I need something to wear with that top. And of course, somewhere to go to wear it....
But I pulled up short from buying these.....
But only just..........
