Who am I?


I can be found in the laundry, folding laundry, sorting laundry and dropping off the dry cleaning.

I am mum to two boys,  advisor to my husband and master of a cat and two guinea pigs. And a Siamese fighting fish called Stanley who appears to be constantly depressed.

I am a procrastinator, disorganised, avoider of conflict, scared of technology, an excellent interpretive dancer, an average cook and of course, a blogger.

I like to read cookbooks and eat out.

I like to critique fashion magazines while wearing tracksuit pants on the couch.

I do not like Pina Coladas, nor walks in the rain. I will take a gin and tonic in front of an open fire every single time.

During my waking hours, I ferry kids around in Sonia Kluger while drinking takeaway coffees and yelling at talkback radio.


I write for The Hoopla each Thursday and appear on Channel 7's The Daily Edition weekly. 

I think about going to the gym every day.

Please note, I reserve the right to remove any nasty comments. 
You will be sent to Spankytown if you feel the need to be an asshole. 

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