December 14, 2011

A letter.

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Dear Santa,

Please consider getting me an Australian Magazine Subscription this year.

To be honest, I have been pretty average. I have left my kids twice in the past 12 months to flee overseas. I have behaved in a slovenly manner at school functions, gotten drunk at inappropriate places and yelled at the television loudly during the news. The quality of journalism in Australia is lacking I am afraid, and I no longer believe that a burst water pipe in Como constitutes a story. I am sorry for going off on a tangent there. But if you watched the commercial news you would know what I am talking about. I will IQ it for you.

Now the discount Australian Magazine I would like you to gift me a subscription to is Shop Til You Drop. It is like my porn and comes in handy when the account has been drained by continually shelling out for kids’ activities. I can read it and dream of things that might have been. Like this.
Sparkly Jacket and Chanel N5? Yes please!

If I cannot have the real thing, then perving on it in my favourite magazine is the next best option. And it is a bit of a winning situation for you to. You can do it online. You can do it on Christmas Eve if time gets away from you. And it is cheap Santa.

Santa, please click on over to Magshop Christmas and order me up some Shop Til You Drop. Or else those walnuts will not be the only nuts cracked this Christmas.

With Love

Mrs Woog

PS Be eligible to win one of 10 fabulous Hawaiian holiday packages valued at over $12,000 each with Magshop’s Christmas competition Simply subscribe, renew or treat family and friends to any of the 35 participating titles including The Australian Women’s Weekly, Top Gear Australia, Australian House & Garden, Shop Til You Drop, UFC, Money, and many more.
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