January 18, 2011


I was all tucked up in bed last night watching the Golden Globes and steadily increasing my crush on Ricky Gervais when this little email popped up from my sister Mrs Ryan.

3 Children available for your enjoyment on this Saturday night.

Will separate.

Parents going to a 40th birthday in Canberra.

Maybe Uncle Andy wants a test run of fathering?

Maybe Mrs Woog has not seen enough of the Ryan kids this summer?

And the kids adore their Aunty Jess as they speak the same language.

Feel free to live in.

Expressions of interest by COB Tuesday, or Wednesday.

Be quick, this offer will not last and they may be advertised elsewhere.

So Mrs Ryan, I will see your Saturday night and raise you a Friday night full of Woogie Fun?

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