- Lavender Taffeta - check
- Eighties Lace - check
- Make sure lace features all pastel colours - check
- Bogan Cricketer Partner - check
- Stretch Hummer - check
- Spray Tan - check
- Hot rollers for Playboy Hair - check
- Omission of top - check
- Ed Hardy cap - decided would not work with hair
- Swarovski Crystal Earrings from when I was a bridesmaid for Amy, Shannon and Tara - check
Ready to face the music for this outfit - CHECK
