July 22, 2010

Ingenious Invention Alert!

Like Maggie Beer's Burnt Fig, Honeycomb and Caramel Ice-Cream and Matt Damon, some inventions just about blow me away with their ingeniousness.

The 'Wine Rack Bra' looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.
In addition to giving wearers bigger-looking boobs, there's also a straw which allows them to covertly dink the contents.
Makers claim the 'Wine Rack Bra' is perfect for sneaking booze into movies, concerts, sports events and clubs.
However, users should consider that while a fluid filled bra can boost breast size from an A to a D -- the more drunk you get the smaller your boobs will appear.

My usual obsession with all things busty alerted a reader to share this gem with me. It is like ying and yang, good versus evil. It is boobs and wine, working together to make this world a better place. Sitting through a Parent/Teacher interview shall never be boring again! And what about Jury Duty. They should set up a stall outside the courtroom. And another one outside your in-laws house. Maybe we should all chuck in and get one for Lindsay Lohan in the big house.
While I do not require a larger chesticular area, this perky young lass is certainly happier with a bottle of wine in her bra. Gives a new take on the word Boozies. See the heartbreak in her eyes when she is not packing a flagon? It is really sad.

Where would you wear yours to?

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