One of these things is not like the other......

There seems to be some confusion going on here in the dead of night.  When sleepy boys with full bladders wander and search the house for somewhere to relieve themselves. It happened last week.  The suspect was bought in for questioning but was released, despite there being physical evidence.  I just did not have the capacity or means to run some DNA tests.

All though they look a bit similar,  they have completely different functions.

Although not to some it seems.

What things in your place have been mistaken for a latrine?