I am aware that companies are always looking to diversify and expand product lines to increase revenue. I know this as Tim Tams now come in 13 varieties, including cheese.
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Over the weekend, I watched one of my offspring absentmindedly scratch at his ass for long periods of time. I whisked him off the the local chemist where the lovely lady suggested that he has worms and sold us a family sized block of Combantrin.
Combantrim is worm poison disguised as chocolate. The chemist suggested the whole family be dosed up. By this stage I was fairly green with the thought and wondered how my husband, who is currently in Japan, was going trying to scratch his ass through his ski pants.
On return home, I cracked open the family block of Combantrim and distributed 4 small squares to the children, who woofed it down like it was nobodies business. And then I read the back of the pack to discover that I had to eat 7 squares.
This is where you come in.
I feel the need for your people to get together with the Combantrin people and come up with a way to add more chocolate and less worm bait to this product. The "chocolate" crumbled and fizzed in my mouth. The salty, grainy texture made me think if indeed I was an incubator for parasites, perhaps it was a better option than having to ingest 7 squares of Combantrin.
Woogs are now worm free, apart from Mr Woog who will be assaulted with 7 squares when he walks in the door.
I was thinking, like Tim Tam, you could even work on coming up with flavoured Combantrin. Chewy Caramel? Or Combantrin Lindt Balls? I could easily eat 7 of those sweet babies.
Thanks for your time,
Mrs Woog
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