December 18, 2011

Today? Not going to happen.

There will be no blog post today as I am busy trying to find an anaesthetist to put me under, remove my liver, wring it out, dry clean it, give it a buff and polish, straighten it with GHDs and pop it back in. And then I am going to drink a green smoothie. And go for a run. Right after yoga.

Are you punishing yourself this festive season?
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