Mr Woog dipped his toe into the sordid world of infidelity with this push bike which he needed to ride to work. This fling was quite short lived after a roundabout incident. She did not bother me that much. I could take her.
THE GIRLFRIEND
I cannot help to think I drove him to her. When I literally drove him to her on the Northern Beaches. She was cute and Italian and if I have to be honest, I kind of had a bit of a crush on her - in a non lesbionic way. More of an appreciation of her beauty. But Mr Woog fell hard. It has been 6 months in and she is quite respectful of my position in the house.
THE MISTRESS
This is one hot and horny bitch and I am having some major issues with her. She is IN YOUR FACE rude and makes the most insane amount of noise. She takes up space, is bossy and purrs like a kitten when Mr Woog walks by. She is a slutty red. She takes Mr Woog away for weekends and she rubs my face in it. She is tucked up now in the garage under a sheet. She has more accessories than me. I think I might go key her after I have finished writing.THE EX
Tossed aside like the old cow that she is. Still hanging around and costing Mr Woog heaps in alimony. I kind of feel sorry for her sometimes, that is when I myself am not enjoying a bit on the side.......
I suppose I should be thankful he has not started to visit the Brothel just yet.....
Ahhh. I feel so much better getting that off my chest. And have saved $120 at marriage counselling. Thanks.
How do you deal with your partners cheating ways?
