I have been thinking about how I can get about and what I should do to disguise the fact that indeed I have trouble putting one foot in front of the other to move forward without maiming myself. Naturally I have turned to Polyvore for some style inspiration as to what one should pack when one expects to socialise a lot with family and friends over the long weekend, when one is sporting the sort of black eye you might get as a result of hanging out at a bar with Nick D'arcy.
And to add insult to my injury, my beloved has informed me that indeed if we were to partake in some Festive Easter Love-making this weekend, could we please do it in the style of a dog.
Guess who is not having any Festive Easter Love-Making this weekend?
