I try to be a good housewife. I really do. It is my current mundane vocation. I cannot bake for shit, I do not own an iron and sometimes we have "Breakfast for Dinner", which is a nice way of saying toast.
But despite my slovenly approach to "home duties" sometimes I am even shocked at the filth that develops around me. Please note exhibit A, found under Harry's Bed.
Harry's lunch from a school excursion he went on. 5 weeks ago. Let's take a closer look. Pretty colours hey.
The small was enough to make the cat leave the room.
Mr Woog is a total neat freak and was appalled. He told Harry to take the whole thing out and chuck it in the silo bin.
"You cannot chuck it out!" I said. "It cost $30......"
Mr Woog turned to me and asked how many of these lunchboxes we had. I replied 4. He asked me whether I had really spent $120 on lunchboxes. I said it would appear so. He went down to the garage. He has not come out, but I can hear the thwack thwack of the punching bag from my study.
Damn you Tupperware, you lusty tempting Goddess of Plastic.