Normally I am dead set against promoting anything that encourages domestic duties. DEAD SET. According to popular belief I spend my days lolling around eating bon bons and watching Oprah. And when Mr Woog gets home he observes the chaos and gingerly asks...
"What have you been up to all day......?"
"WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO? ARE YOU SERIOUS? I AM EXHAUSTED ALL RIGHT! THE KIDS WERE DRIVING ME MENTAL AND THEN I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE BIGGEST MORON WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO CALL UP AND CHANGE THE INSURANCE OVER THEN MUM CALLED AND WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TWITTER WAS. AFTER THAT I REALISED I WAS GROWING A MOUSTACHE AND SO I HAD TO GO AND GET HOT WAX DRIPPED ON ME AND RIPPED OUT THEN SOME TOOL PUT HIS NEW RED SINGLET IN WITH A LOAD OF WHITES SO I HAD TO GO TO FRANKLINS TO GET SOME STUFF TO SOAK IT ALL OUT. I RAN INTO ANNABELLE IN THE LINE THERE AND SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HER BATHROOM RENOVATION FOR 15 MINUTES. THEN THE PRINCIPAL CALLED AND HARRY HAS BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AGAIN SO I HAD TO GO TO HER OFFICE AND THEN JACK DID NOT GET THE MESSAGE SO HE CAUGHT THE BUS HOME BUT NO ONE WAS THERE TO COLLECT HIM. SO HE HAD A FRICKING MELT DOWN. TENNIS HAS BEEN CANCELLED YET AGAIN AND WE HAVE NO WINE IN THE HOUSE. WHILE YOU ARE UP AT THE BOTTLE SHOP, CAN YOU GRAB A PIZZA FOR DINNER. I AM EXHAUSTED"
So when I got a note asking me if I would like to try the newly released LG Kompressor Steam Vacuum I was all like... no! I do not want to be seen doing extra curricular housework! But as a courtesy I read the product description and like any product whore, I am ashamed to say that it totally sparked my interest.
LG then asked me then if I would like to give one away to readers of WoogsWorld. And I was all like yes please! This baby vacuums and steams at the same time. Chuck away your filthy mop once and for all. My mop looks like it is suffering from the Ebola virus. Putrid.
Thanks Paul, Category Marketing Manager - Cooking, Cleaning & Air Conditioning, LG Australia! You sound like you have got it going on dude. If there is a Mrs Fitzgerald in the house, she must love your commitment to cleaning! Bravo.
So by now you might be wondering what would make me cross over to the dark side and promote a product to help you carry out your mundane tasks. Well here she is .. the sexy beast!
And here as some of it's features, if you are a details person. (Not me - I turn it on and GO!)
The Kompressor technology, which sees waste captured and compressed in a motorised canister, ensures minimal dust is expelled when emptying, making this the perfect product for families with young children, or those concerned with allergens.
The Kompressor Steam Vacuum features a high 2400W motor power, allowing for an optimal suction power of 360W. Combined with the HEPA filter system, designed to reduce the presence of household allergens and dust mites, little dust is left behind.
"What have you been up to all day......?"
"WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO? ARE YOU SERIOUS? I AM EXHAUSTED ALL RIGHT! THE KIDS WERE DRIVING ME MENTAL AND THEN I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE BIGGEST MORON WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO CALL UP AND CHANGE THE INSURANCE OVER THEN MUM CALLED AND WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TWITTER WAS. AFTER THAT I REALISED I WAS GROWING A MOUSTACHE AND SO I HAD TO GO AND GET HOT WAX DRIPPED ON ME AND RIPPED OUT THEN SOME TOOL PUT HIS NEW RED SINGLET IN WITH A LOAD OF WHITES SO I HAD TO GO TO FRANKLINS TO GET SOME STUFF TO SOAK IT ALL OUT. I RAN INTO ANNABELLE IN THE LINE THERE AND SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HER BATHROOM RENOVATION FOR 15 MINUTES. THEN THE PRINCIPAL CALLED AND HARRY HAS BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AGAIN SO I HAD TO GO TO HER OFFICE AND THEN JACK DID NOT GET THE MESSAGE SO HE CAUGHT THE BUS HOME BUT NO ONE WAS THERE TO COLLECT HIM. SO HE HAD A FRICKING MELT DOWN. TENNIS HAS BEEN CANCELLED YET AGAIN AND WE HAVE NO WINE IN THE HOUSE. WHILE YOU ARE UP AT THE BOTTLE SHOP, CAN YOU GRAB A PIZZA FOR DINNER. I AM EXHAUSTED"
So when I got a note asking me if I would like to try the newly released LG Kompressor Steam Vacuum I was all like... no! I do not want to be seen doing extra curricular housework! But as a courtesy I read the product description and like any product whore, I am ashamed to say that it totally sparked my interest.
LG then asked me then if I would like to give one away to readers of WoogsWorld. And I was all like yes please! This baby vacuums and steams at the same time. Chuck away your filthy mop once and for all. My mop looks like it is suffering from the Ebola virus. Putrid.
Paul Fitzgerald, Category Marketing Manager - Cooking, Cleaning & Air Conditioning, LG Australia, praises the time-saving qualities of the industry leading Kompressor Steam Vacuum: “Steam mops used to be another cleaning chore, along with traditional vacuuming. We have combined the two processes into one simple time saving activity that will help streamline the cleaning process.”
Thanks Paul, Category Marketing Manager - Cooking, Cleaning & Air Conditioning, LG Australia! You sound like you have got it going on dude. If there is a Mrs Fitzgerald in the house, she must love your commitment to cleaning! Bravo.
So by now you might be wondering what would make me cross over to the dark side and promote a product to help you carry out your mundane tasks. Well here she is .. the sexy beast!
And here as some of it's features, if you are a details person. (Not me - I turn it on and GO!)
The Kompressor technology, which sees waste captured and compressed in a motorised canister, ensures minimal dust is expelled when emptying, making this the perfect product for families with young children, or those concerned with allergens.
The Kompressor Steam Vacuum features a high 2400W motor power, allowing for an optimal suction power of 360W. Combined with the HEPA filter system, designed to reduce the presence of household allergens and dust mites, little dust is left behind.
Filthy dust mites, be gone! (I added that bit)
RRP $799.
RRP $799.
For more information or stockists please visit the LG website at http://www.lg.com.au/
or call 1300 LG CARE (1300 542 273) for stockists.
So that is all about a super duper mop that is worth more than The Mazda. You want one?
To win the LG Kompressor Stream Vacuum, simply leave a comment here saying why you want it. And if you are on twitter and want a second entry, tweet this giveaway and leave a second comment here saying you have done so. Australian Residents only.
The winner will be drawn by Random.Org and Harry the Barrel Boy on Thursday 30th June and published here on WoogsWorld.
And no... I will not be happier with a hoover.....